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Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Navvulu Puvvulu ( Part 2 )

Continued........
Sontham.....Enti yenkatlakshmi...alaa.dull ga unnav....ee roju maa nanna vardhanti.Idigo yevoy vardhantante yeviti...vardhantante puttinaroju...Ooo...mari enti yenkatalakshmi..munde chepte cake orderichche vallam gaa...phed.phed.phed...vardhantante poyinarojun ra puttinaroju kaadu....aaa...baavaa...chala thanksu...
orey baava...ee roju yenakatalakshmi madam college ki raaledu...mana bhogeshwara rao garu aavinni gokadanta....ayyabaaboy...aa bogesh gadu intaki
tegichchadaa....orey randi raa podam....Ikkadunnava bhogeshawara rao...enti ra manners lekunda lecturer ni perutho pilustava....Perutho pilavatam kaadu raa...ninnu champeyyali....nenem chesanraa....oka aadapilla meeda agayityam chesav raa....kallaku mettelu, cheviki diddulu, langa,
oni, cheera jakettu, ivanni aadapillavi kaadura...venkatalkashmi ki oka manasuntundi...aa manasulo okaduntadu..aa unnavadithone gokichchukuntundi...antegaani
evadu padithe vaadu gokkoodadu..entra malli cheppu malli cheppu........ippudu.......Ilakaadugani nenu cheptanundu bayya..ninna ratri baaga tagesi
panimanishini nee pellamanukoni...adhi kaadu ra...vaadu cheppindi...yenkatalakshmikedo manasuntundi..avidedo gokichchukuntundi...anedo cheppadu...Good
morning sir..idhigondi naa letter...Yenkatalakshmi...nuvvu resign chesestunnava...nenu resign cheyyatamenti raa...adhe ee bhogi gadu ninnu gokadu
gaaa...anduke resgin chestunnavemo ani...aayana nannu gokadamemiti raa idiot...ilanti rumours pass cheste pass chesetananukuntunnava...idiot...
Emra em yedukkuntunnav...abbee emi ledu bayya..edho pote yetukkuntunna...em poyindi raa..telidu bayya..mari telikapote yetukkovadam deniki raa..dorikithe
gurthukottadani...needaggara chaana shakallunnay raa...
Are oo vattevaaz nuvveppudanna ooteshanavra...ledu bayya..endukeyyale..naaku age takkuva...oote to agekempanra.ippudu neneyyalnaa..ee cigareet mukkani
teeskoni supudu velu meeda.....aaa..oddubayya...oddu....shavam daggarikelte manamem jeyyalraa..kallu kadukkovali...mari shavame manadeggarikoste..pantu
tadupukovali....abboo...aaa vaddannaa..naa cheyyi kaalipotundi..
Orey dongodu direct ga vachchesadu raa...tannandi..phad..phad..phad...aa meera sir..edho telikaya....mari telisthe..telinattu natinchi
kummesevallam...enti...sorry sir maa vaadu edho saradakannadu...nuvvuruko...enta sir iaochcharu...chali yiragadeesettondi bayya yentane quarter
yeyyalsinde...sweater undi teesukondi sir...sweaterlu panicheyyaam ledu raa...mari full yeyyalsinde...antekada...mareddam
mandu...tee.tee.tee.tee.teee...kaani daanikimundu memu konni question adugutham vatiki answers correct ga cheppali.sare adugu...comeon...comeon..ask
me...menatta ante eviti...mamayya pellam.mari durgati...idhe naaku pattina gati..sorry..meeku mandu ledu..ooo ala vachchara ippudadugu cheptanu..menatta ante
eviti...may lo puttina natta..durgati ante eviti..durgaku pattina gathi..beetroot ante eviti..beatese route..aree.meeru achcham maa laane maatladutunnaru.
meelo kalisipoyanu kada..mandu ti ti ti ti ....pada pada pada padamandu ledu sir...manduuu leddaaa....idigo bogeshwararao garu marii anta dull
ayipokandi...mandekada....velli techchukundamneenu.memu vastam bayya...ehe...meeroddu..mandukosam ice anni ready cheyyandi...Ekkadikeltunnav
baava...sinnapillollu meekayanni enduku..adhe emaina avasaramaithe help cheddamani...help chestava..ikkada mandekkada dorukutundi cheppu...manda...enti sir
meeru kooda ilantivallatho...mari maa level emanukunnav...lecturers to mandestam telusaa....sare gani mandekkadadorukutundo cheppu...ikkadnunchi straight ga
velli right teesukoni...alaa velli..malli right teesukunte akkade jehad ani okadu mandammutuntadu...velli techchuko po...Idhigo evoy..jehad...jehaaaaaad....eee..jehaaddd...ala piliste evadiki vinipistundi raa...ekkadunna vinipichche la ..jihaadddddd..ani gattiga aru....
Aree baava neneerojununchi evvarithonu maatladanu raa..ee evayyindi ra baava..evarithonaina 5 nimishalu maatladinaa yedavalani decide
chesestunnaru...antalasyam enduku chettunnarraa..
Orey iyalla podduna doctor daggarikellochcha...bayya..doctor la gurinchi maatladoddu..naaku vallante asahyam...ee evayyindi ra..monne doctor daagarikelli 500
pogottukunnanu..ee evayyindi...annam tinnentane aakaleyyatledu bayya..avunu bayya..monne maa friend rendo sari heartattack ochchi poyyadu..modati sari
vachchinappudu poyadaa..rendo saari vachchinappudu poyaada...thu inta fool vi nuvvela maa friend vayyav raa..eee nuvvu fool vi kaada...evaduvadu...bhogi
bhogeswarrao..lecturer..veedu exam lo raasini papers lecturerskichi valla pellalaku choopiste valla pellalu tellarugatla bussekki paaripoyaru...vankaya
raayamante one petti kaaya ani raasadu, 'is' ani rayamante ikaram lo eeej jakaram lo jaa kalipi eejjj ani raasadu..sir kamakshi ela rasano maaollaki
cheppara...kama petti kshi ani rasadu raa...meeroorukondi sir..mareee pogidestunnaru...eraa ivanni neeku pogadtalla kanipistunnaya...ee kaada...mana college
ki rankulu rakapote edho shanipattesindi ani anukuntunnadu mana principal, nuvvu pattesavanna sangati aayanaku teliyadu.....eraa..aaa chettuni chootte
emanipistundi...chettanipittundi...nee bonda...nuvvikkadikochchinappudu adi mokka..adhe ippudu manayyindi..adhi maadi masaypokamunde nuvvi college
vadilipettellipora baabu..nee kallaki dannam pedatanu...meeru mari mohamatapettestunnaru saar.
Good morning madam...eraa sheshu andaru lechi good morning chepte nuvvenduku cheppaledu raa..enti yenkatalkshmi manamadhya kooda ivanni avasaramantava.idhi
classroom..mari class bayata.shesham..moosam...annattu gurtochchindi..aa sambigadu kanipichchadu..ela unnadu raa..black lo ticketlammutunnadu.avunu ra
college lo unnappudu pelli chesukomani satayinchevadu..ippudela unnadu raa...maremundi unnadantha meere laagesarukada.inkemi ledakkada..shesham..malli
moosam..Dear student manam ee roju ozone pora gurinchi telusukundam...you know what ozone pora is? mee lo evarikaina ozone pora gurinchi telusaa..eey
maaodiki adento baaga telusu...eey..naaku telidu bayya..aderaa.eppudu cheptuntav..oo adaa..adaithe naaku telusu madam..mari
cheppu...ippudu..puvvuntadi..puruguntadi..joo antadi jee antadi..capsule ki ghaatu puvvuki spotu..shaktiki tutti neerasam..sorry...nirvachanam...ozomen.neenu
adigindi ozomen gurinchi kaadu raa.ozone pora ozone pora gurinchi...

Appappa sodibappa madipoyinde.pakkanunna railubandi paripoyinde..pidataloni pappu chaaru karipoyinde...ayoo.sooruloni suttamukka raali poyindeev...

Ee sanchika ikkaditho samaptam..marala vachche sheershika lo inkonni hasyapu jallulanu ruchichoddam.appatidaaka selavu..
Part3 to be continued ---

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Navvulu Puvvulu (Part 1)

Hey Guys, it's been a long time since I rendered some of my favorite telugu comedy dialouges. Read them and enjoy.

Chitram Bhalare Vichitram

Ayyo..aavakaaya..aavakayante naaku mahaaa pranam...ameerica lo unnappudu kooda aavakayane full ga follow ayyevanni...tiffin lo aavakaya badda..lunch lo aavakaaya badda...avsaramaithe dinner lo kooda aavakaya badde...aahhh...edunte adhi tinevannanuko

Hello young girl, I am boondi Brahmanandam from America. Choottaniki musalivadilaa untanu kaani... chaalaa letta vanni..Neeeki vishayam telusaaa..maa baabai.tana debhbhay rendava eta pandanti biddanu kannadu..naakenta..afterall fifty six.

Orey Raghava...nuvve cheddi vippi pantesukoraa neethone settlaipotanu...aaa maata meeda undara baava..ippude pant vesukoni vastanu..poddunnunchi mokalla meeda nadichi nadichi..kallalo unna pappucharanta..khaaripoyindi..

Vankaya cheeri kobbarikoora koori light ga neyyi lo veyyiste ela untundantav....bellameste ishtam...oohhh...total ga bellam meede base ayyavannamaata...

Kalyana Ramudu

Shirodharyam navartna tailam..ante..evadi gundu vaadu geesukoledu..ante ippudu mee gundu nenu geeyalannamaata...
Vittam vittena udaram shakeela vayupindena...meeremantunnaro naaku ardham kaavadamledu...naaku maatram ardhamayyindenti.ainaa nenu cheppaleduuu...
Idhi kooda naakardham kaaledu

Banda bandalantammayi..kobbarikaya ikkada pagalgottadame correctu..thad..thad..
Evayyindi raaa...manam kobbarikaya pagalagottam kada chinna penku velli neellalopadindi..mari chinna penku aithe antha sound endukochchindi ra...adhe mari penku chinnadaina totti peddadi kada..

Nanna nenu poyina janma lo nee koduku ding ni..bongem kaadu...eyyy.....nanna nanna nanna..ammani pelli chesuko nanna...talli kosam aa pasivadu pade tapatrayam choodu...

Entayya...kobbarikooraaa..intadaniki violin level buildup ivvalaa...
entayya sound lekunda ee pani cheyyalevaaa...chetilo aayudhalunnayi...
inda pattu..ee modati kobbari mukka nuvve tinu...gurubhakti ante ila undali..gurubhakti aa gadida gudda...dishti shanti....
enti...intaku mundu pellillalo kooda ilage chesava..yah..as it is..same to same..
Anduke naa naaku loose motions..avi avutunnayi...

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Part 2 coming pretty soon...
 


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