Pissing can be Pissing

If you have worked in big companies, you might have the privilege of separate restrooms for men and women as against a unisex restroom, which is pretty common in smaller companies. Unisex restrooms can often result in male and female ego clashes, as each sex has its own preferences when it comes to how the lid of the commode should be. Men like me are a little careless about putting the toilet seat down, while women generally like the seat down. Recently we had a similar situation in our company and Anna, my colleague was pissed about it. Well, we have to respect other people's likes and dislikes, but often a compromise should be made based on what is good for either one of us. To me putting the toilet seat down is not bad at all, it keeps the toilet base clean. Some people have simpler solutions, and they just piss without lifting the seat, so that they don't forget to put the seat down. Anyways, all is well that ends well, and I put up a note in the restroom saying

Men, please aim properly at your target
Women, please be seated for the entire show.

I found this somewhere and it has worked out pretty good so far, as it has kept everyone happy eversince.